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Twilight

• Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
• Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
• Bella: Ok
• *On a plane*
• Bella: WEE
• Charlie: Yo wasap
• Bella: Hi
• *goes to school*
• Bella: Hey look a hot guy
• Edward: She smells funny
• Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
• Bella: No one likes me
• Eric: Hey. Your Hot
• Bella: No one loves me
• Mike: Hey. I love you
• Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
• Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
• Bella: ...Ok weird
• Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
• Edward: *pushy*
• Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
• Edward: No i didn’t
• Bella: Yeah you did
• Edward: No i didn’t
• Bella: Yeah you did!
• Bella: HI JACOB!
• Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
• Bella: Really?
• Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
• *does research*
• Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
• Edward: Durr
• Bella: I love you
• Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
• Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
• Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
• Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
• Bella: Wee!
• Edward: Lets eat
• Bella: Your weird
• Edward: I can read minds.
• Bella: Your weird
• Edward: I don’t eat
• Bella: Your weird
• Edward: Do you like Baseball?
• Bella: No
• Edward: Let’s play
• Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
• Jasper: I have no Emotions
• Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
• Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
• Emmit: I am strong.
• Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
• Esme: I love you
• Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
• Laurant: I is black
• James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
• *breaks Bella’s Leg*
• Bella: Owwie!
• Edward: BASTARD
• *Kills James*
• Bella: Woo
• Edward: I love you
• Bella: I love you
• Kissy Kissy
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• In a nutshell.